I didn’t get into copywriting through an online course or YouTube; I never ‘enrolled’ in Andrew Tate’s Hustlers University.
I started with positive self-talk: ‘You know quality writing because you’re an audiobook actor. You were an adult ESL teacher at in Seoul’s best English academy. You speak four languages…’ and so on.
After pumping myself up, I started to read a lot of books on writing well. These books are now a part of my daily reading material.
An industry-leading marketing agency hired me as an entry-level SEO writer. Within two months, they took to my talents and promoted me junior copywriter; four months later, to senior copywriter.
Under the guidance and aggressive revisions of two copywriting directors, I refined my copywriting and marketing skills for two years by:
It’s already 2025 (🤦♂️), and there’s more BS out there than ever.
😞 AI overpromises.
😩 The cult of social media AI ‘Yes Men’ (actually scarier than AI).
😫 Mind-reading social media ads, targeting your deepest fears to sell you the next shiny object that does jack all.
All of this mumbo jumbo should be an obvious ploy. But, like the Ring of Power, it’s all so hard to resist.
I urge you: don’t take the bait – this noise lies to you.
You must continue creative marketing and fight like hell against FOMO.
We, the weird copywriters / marketers, have the cheat code to fast-track your direct response marketing success. Copywriters who can help you escape the herd of marketing sheep with a unique voice.
Copywriters who will get your emails favorited instead of flagged by deeply resonating with buyers through cultural and contextual relevancy and, most importantly, chuckles.
Super Bowl ads (the most expensive ads in the world) are comedic for a reason, right?
Because comedy is a marketing superpower.
But comedic-relief copy that actually sells is tough. Because it’s not just about getting laughs — it’s about connecting that “carefree” copy to your product or service’s tone and brand (which is a serious task).
So how can you achieve all of this when the talent needed to do this is so few and far between?
The answer is right here.
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Hey, I’m Dan.
I write copy that doesn’t fit in. It’s the kind of copy that stands in the corner of the bar, wondering why everyone’s dancing the same way.
Copy for those frustrated with little results despite trying “everything.”
I will challenge your definition of “everything.”
Go ahead… sprinkle some spice and laughs into your marketing campaign. It might just be the ONE missing ingredient that will positively transform your entire brand.
Along with copy that works, I give each of my clients Ritz Carlton-level service:
✅ You get my full attention from start to finish – unlike backlogged agencies.
✅ No middlemen, no markups – I work directly with you. (Looking at you, again, agencies.)
✅ Proven systems for shaping business identities, refined over two years – that I learned while working with a leading marketing agency (lol).
✅ Fast turnaround times – because deadlines matter.
✅ Flexible payment options – because everyone’s circumstances are different.
Before intentionally breaking the ‘rules’ of writing and marketing, I mastered the straight-laced stuff.
Gotta nail the scales before you can riff, right?
I built the sitemap, organized the layout, and wrote these websites from top to bottom – all while enhancing and showcasing each client’s identity:
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I also specialized in crafting identity-driven case studies and content marketing blogs that integrate a direct-response journey to drive measurable results.
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